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Poker face

Poker face
One careless trip by the fire place And a red hot poker's in your face If there is one thing to be learned from this hideous creature It's how to avoid an extra facial feature
Jimmy was normal and Jimmy had fun But he should have listened when he was told not to run He slipped and he tripped and he wished he was dead A long black spike became part of his head
Jimmy went to school and the children did laugh At his misfortune down on the hearth Feeling alone and all out of place He gained the moniker of Poker face
He never got pi

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A haikuBefore I skin them I remove their little eyes The mash murderer A haiku
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Doughnut vampireDressed in a cape as black as night With sugar coated fingers She follows the bakery truck Watches, waits and lingers
And when it stops at a red light She leaps for her attack She opens up the truck's back doors And has herself a snack
Her shirt is covered in red stains Crimson as blood and fire And she never licks her lips She's a doughnut vampire
Her fangs dig deep into the pastry And she sucks out all the jam I really ought to go stop her But I can't move scared as I am
I found a way to stay safe It makes vampir Doughnut vampire
by ~cojir0

Floral incorporalYou know what it's like to be a ghost You need to be covered in a long white sheet To be scary is what all ghosts want the most But I couldn't find one that reached to my feet
A big flowery blanket was all I could find And just to find that took all of my powers But really it wasn't the perfect kind So now I'm a ghost all covered in flowers
I run around shouting out "Boo!" Because like I said, I want to scare But nice old ladies say "Ohh, look at you!" I play nasty tricks but they don't seem to care
I try so hard to be menacing and manly But I s Floral incorporal
by ~cojir0

Raptor raceOne day I was bored and had not much to do So I took a trip the the prehistoric zoo Next to an enclosure I saw a plaque "Watch out or the raptors may jump on your back!"
I pointed my finger and started to laugh Then I turned tail and walked back down the path Facing the wrong way there was no way i could see The bright green raptor chasing after me!
Then came a roar, ever so great And suddenly I felt a tremendous weight "Hurry up!" a voice growled, angry at my slow pace "To the course! Chop chop or we'll be late for the race!"
"I don't know the way!" Raptor race
by ~cojir0

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Fri Aug 14, 2009, 9:05 AM

Listening to: Shaper, Prodigy and CSS
Reading: Probably the scond book of the night angel trilogy
Watching: City hunter, Bakemonogatari
Playing: A bunch of stuff on PS3
Eating: As normal, not much
Drinking: Juice

"My arch enemy is a sea anemone"

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Current Residence: Strawberry fields forever
Interests: Music, candy, ramen, fairy tales, manga, anime and stuff.
Favourite movie: Transformers the movie,The nightmare before christmas,Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory,Clerks.
Favourite band or musician: Mindless self indulgence, Polysics, The beatles, Skunk anansie
Favourite genre of music: The ones that sound good
Favourite artist: Leiji Matsumoto, Taiyo Matsumoto, Takehiko Inoue and Junko Mizuno
Favourite poet or writer: Hanz Christian Anderson
Favourite photographer: My friends, because they always make the moment last.
Favourite style of art: Pixel art, cell shading, creepy-but-cute
Operating System: OS X
MP3 player of choice: iTunes
Shell of choice: I don't have a shell, but wouldn't that be cool?
Wallpaper of choice: It automaticly changes every minute. I ca't pick just one...
Skin of choice: The one from Skunk anansie
Favourite game: Gitaroo man, Evil zone, We love katamari
Favourite gaming platform: PS2, Mega drive, NES, PSP
Favourite cartoon character: Pakkun,Soundwave,Lion-o,Spanky Ham,Meg Griffin,Captain Harlock, Retro,Haruko,Gabrial Tanaka...and on
Personal Quote: Beyond boundaries...
Tools of the Trade: My delicious brain meats.

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*emmav Jun 11, 2009, 2:09:03 AM

Weee, thanks for the fav, hon! ^_^

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~Deadbydefault Jun 9, 2008, 1:22:57 AM

boo! found this on a tokonatsu forum... my first one this year! so... just saying hi.

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~Q-bag May 30, 2007, 6:01:03 AM

You should do another piece, with the butterfly and gears. That was really pretty. *_*

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~cojir0 May 31, 2007, 10:55:54 AM

Glad you liked it ^_^ There were alot of ideas behind it, plus I just thought it would look cool.

Some of your new photos are really good! Are they all with your phone!?

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~Thadeoradicarlous May 27, 2007, 11:36:13 PM

thanks for the fav!

~ChibiLoveXX Feb 3, 2006, 3:23:21 PM

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just in case you are interested ^__^

~m4nicStar Jan 3, 2006, 4:09:18 PM

hi
thx for fav 8)

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~angel-obsesser Jun 21, 2005, 5:59:49 AM

I am working on a project consisting of dA avatars. I would really appreciate if you allowed me to use your avatar too.

If you agree let me know here: [link]

Thanks in advance.

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